Friday, September 09, 2005

Cynical Meanings

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Webster online defines " FOOL is the general term and may often suggest derangement rather than feebleness of mind, or merely some degree of lack of good sense or judgment".
i.e: Someone who smokes is considered a fool because s/he thinks that a stint of 'smoking-after-lunch-cooling-effect-' is better than life time lung cancer effect.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either."
True, to some extent.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.(been there..)

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth

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