Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Webster online defines " FOOL is the general term and may often suggest derangement rather than feebleness of mind, or merely some degree of lack of good sense or judgment".
i.e: Someone who smokes is considered a fool because s/he thinks that a stint of 'smoking-after-lunch-cooling-effect-' is better than life time lung cancer effect.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either."
True, to some extent.
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.(been there..)
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth
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